Funny Forwards!

some one-liners from forwards i have received on e-mail, mobile..... credit goes to the original creators of the lines!
hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk?
nobody is perfect, i am nobody!
finally it has happened,beer is cheaper than petrol, so drink, don`t drive!
don`t drink and drive, the beer will spill!
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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